Do you wear jeans? If you're a human being, there is at least a 99% chance that you're wearing jeans right now. Jeans are so ubiquitous that cool guys like us take pride in expressing our uniqueness through everything from insignificant manufacturing details to tiny rips and tears. Our favorite jeans are our lances as we tip quixotically at the windmill of true individuality. Raw denim, destroyed denim, dad denim, skinny denim, patchwork denim—what does it all mean and, more importantly, what does your favorite pair of jeans say about you? Walk with me as we search for a indigo-stained truth.
1. jeanslead
2. artisanal
3. apc 2
A.P.C.
Either you're trying to prove to everyone on the Internet that you don't really care about the vagaries of the fashion world or you copped with your mom at the struggle Barneys CO-OP during their annual sale. Also, you love the fact that you're still a 30 inch waist in Jean Touitou's world.
4. biker
5. japanese 4
Japanese Denim
You spent more money on your pants than almost everyone else on this list except for maybe the dickhead in Balmain. You really want to go to the Okayama Prefecture, but have to settle for the really ethnic area of your town. You have surprisingly strong opinions about ramen. It’s cool though, yo'’re not pretentious or anything. You totally wear your denim while you repot your collection of carnivorous plants and grafted cacti. I mean, you're supposed to actually work in workwear after all.
6. saintlaurent
7. 501
8. black
9. dadjeans
10. baddadjeans
11. carpenter
12. color
Colorful Jeans
You wear bow ties, vests and tie bars...casually. You're the "stylish" one of your group. You have a subscription to GQ because you love fashion.