Thursday, April 10th, 2014 at 2:29pm
Yo, if you don’t have at least one garment in your wardrobe that has a line of coke down the middle, you aren’t really living. Lines of coke are a great way to spice up anything that’s a little bland
Thursday, March 20th, 2014 at 5:15pm
I push coach’s jackets like I push bucket hats. It’s like your favorite drug dealer who’s always offers another drug, despite knowing your personal narcotic of choice, except I’m pushier. Like, a good drug dealer will just offer new drugs
Tuesday, April 23rd, 2013 at 3:52pm
YOW! Phigvel just murdered the hat game. Somewhere, Redman is smiling. You’re probably like, “YEAH FUCKING RIGHT! LIKE I’M GONNA WEAR A SAILOR’S HAT ALL TURNT UP LIKE THAT.” And you’re right. If you wore it the way actual sailors
Monday, October 29th, 2012 at 4:55pm
Phigvel has a funny name, but there ain’t nothing funny about their clothes. Actually, maybe there is, but I don’t know your sense of humor that well, so I kinda took a shot in the dark with that last statement.