The Fashion Conspiracy Theories You Need To Know About Right Now

Earlier this week, our fearless leader Lawrence sent me a link to the Blogspot of Angel Barta, a pretty Hungarian girl and aspiring model. Over the course of several meandering posts, Barta attempts to make the case that Marc Jacobs, international fashion icon and one of the world’s most prominent designers, stole all of his ideas from her. She paints a picture of Jacobs as an egomaniacal, behind-the-scenes puppet master, whose control extends beyond just his eponymous label and Louis Vuitton to include Nina Ricci, editor and stylist Katie Grand, model Cara Delevingne, the House of Dior, Lady Gaga and Comme des Garcons among many others.

What at first glance seems like the ranting of someone trying to claw their way into the spotlight, reveals itself upon further examination to be the work of someone who desperately needs the help of loved ones to pull her out of a very dark place. Rather than spending more time on Angel herself (if you’re interested, you can read a more in-depth story on The Frisky), there is one claim she makes that is conspiracy theory doffer for the ages: That Marc Jacobs is a closeted heterosexual.

I know what you’re thinking and, yes, Marc Jacobs is most definitely gay. He’s been openly gay for years. He publicly dates men. He celebrates gay night every night. His company was once sued by a former employee for being “oppressively gay”. I don’t know what “oppressively gay” means exactly, but it sound like Jacobs would have to be living his life with some Daniel Day-Lewis levels of character immersion to pull off a stunt like the one Angel claims to be true. And to what end?

Yet, what if it were true? Would that be the most bizarre fashion conspiracy of all time? Oh no, my friends. It would not be.

Steve Dool is a writer based in New York City. Follow him on Twitter.

  • Jeffrey Hilliard

    Can Dool just write every article?

    • Lawrence

      Kickstarter on deck

  • Putney Swope

    This is fantastic.

  • DiDi

    So to sum this up -

  • styleangelique

    I am Angel Barta. Marc Jacobs is the most cruel person in the world! It doesn’t matter if he’s gay or hetero or bi… the point is that he tortures me, sexually harassed me and uses my talent for 5 years. He hacked my phone and my pc and seriously life-threatened me more times. He is hiding behind the “gay mask” only because this way he has a chance to be sorrounded by young naked girls all the time. He acts like a funny sweet guy, but he is a dangerous manipulator actually. Just watch his upcoming movie, where he plays a porn Baron! He is a perverse sex addict in real life too, not just in the movie, I already wrote that about him in my book which was published in 2010. Read my latest article with many details on: http://styleangelique.blogspot.hu/2013/03/marc-jacobs-thief-of-century-who.html

    • Themediabull

      PICS OR IT DIDN´T HAPPEN

      (lol do people believe this bullshit, really?)

    • Marc

      1. Plays a manipulator in a movie.

      Therefore: Is most definitely a manipulator in real life.

      Your logic is impeccable, madam.

      • James

        Are you Marc Jacobs?

  • http://twitter.com/alexchevalier1 Alexander Chevalier

    Last one is the Best one. I’m pretty sure dude actually reads 4Pinz.

  • TT

    The funniest part about this girl is that despite her ongoing complaints about MJ copying her, she still supports him and was carrying one of the latest LV bags while protesting him outside the shows. Bahahahahaha!!!

  • http://twitter.com/TheophilsDubois Theophilus Dubois

    Topper and Chip? that shit had me dying!

  • Andrew So

    That Dello Russo pic+script had me rolling.

  • Tj Matally

    DAN TREPANIER FTW! Bruh’s ankles look like candy canes without the red stripes though.