"Shurt Feelings" is an ongoing series in which we make fun of the dumbest T-shirts of the week.
Guess who's back? I've been summoned by the gods to bring you all another installment of Shurt Feelings. What's even better is that it is special edition. Yep, this is all about celebrating the 15 worst T-shirts of 2012.
I came to the realization that I have never taken the time to explain how I came to be considered the original Bullet Pon' Tooth Gun Pon' Tooth Don Gorgon of the T-shirt critique game. See, I did not choose the T-shirt critique game, the T-shirt critique game chose me. This whole shit is crazy basic. I could pick out a terrible tee in a crowd even if I was blind folded, shrooming, bumping Selena Gomez and riding an albino dolphin—it's a gift and a curse, people. At the end of the day, it's my sole responsibility to educate the masses.
And that is the reason Four Pins asked your boy to compile the worst of the worst in T-shirt design for the year of our lord 2012. May the following list and subsequent lashing serve as the definitive word on what NOT to buy for the next year and forever. This is scripture. This is fact. This is Shurt Feelings. Damn, it feels good to be back.