Reviewing 2013′s Biggest Men’s Fashion Trends With The Kid Mero

SUP YOU FUCKIN COWARDS IM BACK WITH SOME PROLIFIC KNOWLEDGEDARTS FOR YOUR CRANIAL FEATURES. SINCE I AM WELL VERSED IN MANY AREAS OF SHIT COMPLEX PRETTY MUCH GAVE ME "CARTE BLANCHE" OUT THIS BITCH TO WRITE FOR EVERY SITE. IN CASE YOU AINT KNOW CARTE BLANCE IS BELGIAN FOR "I DO WTF I WANT JUUHEARDD" WHICH IS PRETTY MUCH MY ROLE AT COMPLEX B. LIKE I JUST WALK IN HERE AND IMMEDIATELY RECEIVE JAPANESE SNEAKERS THAT COME IN A SPACESHIP BOX AND ALSO I GET SCALP MASSAGES FROM INTERNS. FUCK WIT YOUR BOY. HERE'S SOME YEAR END FASHION DARTS FOR YOU WINGDINGS.

The Kid Mero is a writer living in New York. You can read his blog, Victory Light, here and follow him on Twitter here.

  • Yung George Bailey

    Mero x 4P = a christmas fuckin’ miracle

  • ANONYMOUS

    You sound salty bruh.

  • Noah Dillon

    Hilarious

  • StyleFile

    Someone Hating on an entire culture SMH

  • ButtPlugs

    I like this guy.

  • ButtPlugs

    Bring back the retro jerseys!

  • B

    HOMELESS SKIIER FROM A VEGAN RESTAURANT ON MARS – yuss

  • YungDipper

    Hahah this guy is fucking great

  • GEB

    Bravo!

    Also, finding loosie spots in midtown is one of my things. Uptown, they’re everywhere, but in midtown, where I work and where I need them the most..not so much.

  • YouAreSwaggerJacking

    why does this dude sound exactly like Ghost? Jacked is whole shit. CORNBALL.

  • Nah.

    Is this not a complete hijack of the Ghostface blog persona? Blatant, no?

  • Tameside

    Big Ghost / Frank Zito rip off fuck outta here PEASANT

  • BuckDat

    I want to know who told this Big Ghost wannabe he was funny?

  • roxymusic

    this nigga kid metro is taking wet diarrhea shits on people

  • Cool Story Bro

    Wow what a waste of a read. The Kid Metro, go fuck yourself with a Ron Jeremy dick.

  • Vanusa Neto

    This ís the funnyest shit i’ve read today. Jesus. I laugh out loud yo..

  • HL Merkin

    ATTN: new-jack ding-dongs asking who this guy biting Big Ghost is, it’s the other way around. Mero has been doing his thing at http://victory-light.blogspot.ca/ since 2009, Big Ghost’s earliest entry was 2011.

  • Luka

    CAPS LOCK. Cynical dude right here good god. I’d fuckin hate every moment of hanging around this negative ass mother fucker. Wonder if this dude’s ever broken a real smile, and not just to laugh and hate on something because he is clearly just the fuckin greatest human around huh.

  • B

    how many times does he have to explain the big ghost thing? Mero was around BEFORE big ghost and he is an an actual person who actually talks this way whereas big ghost is an internet persona, probably some fucking white kid from north dakota.

  • BaermasterClayton

    stop typing in all caps dude. article would have been 10x better if you piped the fuck down

  • Argenis

    Who the fuck is this guy? why would you post this article? might as well call it “everything i hate and why” he’s too negative and cant even express what he thinks about it without sounding dumb as fuck.

  • play

    AYO MY G KID MERO LET THESE UNFAMILIAR CORN BALLS FEEL THE BLESSING OF KNOWLEDGEDARTS

  • tom

    goat blogger

  • Kevin

    This is straight up the most hilarious shit ever made.

  • MEROTHEHOMO

    HERES THE HOMO HATING ON SWAG AGAIN. I SEE COMPLEX FIRED YOU. THIS SHITTY SITE SHOULD LEARN FROM THAT.

  • :’)

    Tears falling from my eyes! :’) speakin’ the #KNOWLEDGE…
    #KNOWLEDGEDARTS disciples rejoice! they can’t even handle it…

  • too slow

    trendy losers are having a sadz in the comments section. lol y’all are so f*cking dumb and take everything literally. “LIKEOMG WHY IS HE SO LIKE NEGATIVE AND WRITING IN ALL CAPS OMG HE H8S EVERYTHING OMG LIEK SO MISERABLE” freaking dumbsh*ts.

  • Dipo Sule

    lmfao this guy is awesome but drake and swag no…no one can tell me anything half the shit he wears don’t look right on him.

  • connor

    bravo sweet words bruh

  • Angelo

    HAHA ! SMH ON SMH ON SMH.

  • ETHANOL GAS STATION

    CORN LEVELS ON ETHANOL

  • http://Greyskull.us/ Greyskull.us

    Knew dude was dominican by the 3rd slide. Hilarious. Good Shit.

  • darren

    lol such a kanye hater, fuck you

  • Booga Snitzle

    I like how they get someone from 12oz graffiti forum to shit on everything all these other writers hold deer to their own sense of style. I remember this dude from a decade ago, before everyone started jerking off to his complex write ups. Whtie people love da kid hero

  • swagnonstop

    this is hilarious.

  • http://www.trendyblackguy.com/ TRENDYBLACKGUY

    LMAO I like this shit!

  • BrokeBoi

    This some king shit.

  • real talk

    This dude really needs to go back and learn how to write. Your grammar is off son. And you trying to sound urban only makes you sound like a goof.

  • hater101

    this dude is lame as fuck. go back to school and actually learn how you write.