New Year’s Resolution

I was going to write this entire paragraph without any punctuation and be like "this is an unconstructed description," but I wasn’t sure if punctuation was the proper analogy for an unconstructed coat, which in and of itself is kind of an oxymoron. Anyhow, this Our Legacy topcoat is dope, simple and you better wear it cholo style because wearing your coat cholo style is the new fucking killing it. I know, I know. I said that before. Can you really blame me for trying to make that shit happen? Becoming a tastemaker is my fucking New Year's resolution for 2013.