Mall Specific Restaurants

Hey guys, Urban Outfitters is selling a long shirt now, so you can go ahead and burn all the really expensive ones you bought over the past six months. All the lames can buy fairly dope looking long shirts and some tasty orange chicken at the same place now. Your local mall does have a Panda Express, right? Shouts to all the mall specific restaurants like Panda Express and Mrs. Field's Cookies. The fact that Urban Outfitters sells a $60 version of the Acne shirt you spent a mint on kind of sucks, but the fact that you can go to the mall and buy a gigantic fucking chocolate chip cookie cake and no one judges you fucking rules.

  • Guest

    Writer lives in Detroit and free-lances for a fucking blog and acts like others are basic smh

    • Nick Grant

      ppl who hyphenate “freelances” r pretty basic tho

      • GhostOfGucci

        I think he meant that Moy gives out free lances. Just think of how many Medieval Times careers he’s created.

    • COOKIE MONSTER

      ANY MONIES FOR COOKIE CAKE NOM NOM NOM-NEVER BASIC JUST GOOD IDEA

    • JON

      YO WHERE DO YOU LIVE HOMIE? I’M PRETTY SURE LIVING IN DETROIT IS THE OPPOSITE OF BASIC.

  • Alec

    Nice shirt, hate how it’s styled in these photos though.

  • Ry

    This drop-shoulder longer length jawnz is kind of fire as well…

    http://www.urbanoutfitters.com/urban/catalog/productdetail.jsp?id=31060494&parentid=M_NEWARRIVALS