Japan’s Coolest New Store Is In A Pool

Hiroshi Fujiwara's new concept store, The Pool Aoyama, looks like, well, a pool. Personally, I'm not that into swimming clubs or pools or shit like that cause I'm not trying to float around in someone else's pee. YOU GUYS REALIZE THAT THE WHOLE "THEY HAVE  A CHEMICAL THAT TURNS BLUE IF YOU PEE IN THE POOL" IS A FUCKING MYTH, RIGHT? I remember one time I went to a really wealthy suburb's pool and everything was all fine and dandy until some kid shit in the pool. YEP, SOME RICH MOTHERFUCKER'S ASSHOLE KID LITERALLY SHIT IN YOUR POOL, GROSSE POINTE. Anyways, whatever you do, if you get the chance to visit Fujiwara's new Tokyo pool store, please don't defecate in it. Just by a tote bag like everyone else.

  • Hans_II

    I really don’t need a tote; I don’t know why peeps keep making them…

    • ConnecttheDOTX

      I didn’t know you are the only dude in the world

  • Jazzy Josh

    buy?

  • Michele D’Agnillo

    My peasant ass wasn’t allowed into the pool at gross pointe because ONLY ONE GUEST PER RESIDENT, SIR so I looked into other people’s boats at the marina for a few hours.