Get The Fuck Outta My Famers Market With That Weak Ass Bullshit

Hombre Nino is a pretty great name as far as pretty great names are concerned. I can't say for sure why, but it just works. “Where are you going, man?” “To the Hombre Nino show, bruh.” The “Hombre Nino show" could be a rap show, a gallery opening or even a "presentation" at Milk Studios. In the case of this post, Hombre Nino made a convertible tote bag with Porter. Convertible, you say? Hell yeah fucking right because sometimes you regret the bag choice you made earlier that morning. Big day of commuting and drinking hot lava coffees? And your bag is suddenly about as convenient as having Tyrannosaurus Rex proportioned arms? See, this guy can presto chango into a backpack and both your wonderfully opposable thumbs are free to check your Klout score. MY TOTE BAG GOT TWO SETS OF STRAPS AND A CONTRAST BOTTOM. WHAT’S YOURS GOT? BURLAP? GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY FARMERS MARKET WITH THAT WEAK ASS BULLSHIT.

  • http://www.mrmag.bandcamp.com MaG

    Dikembe Mutumbo shot blocking the competition since 2012. *finger shake in the paint*

  • Dahveed

    This might be my favorite four pins article title of all time.

  • Jos

    Doesn’t hombre niño mean man-child?