Denim Mythbusters!

The Crosby Press asked Kiya and Andrew of Self Edge to dispel a few myths about denim. Basically, they’re like, "WASH YOUR FUCKING PANTS, MAN." Which I get. But I will say that the following things are extremely true about raw denim:

-The more crotch blowouts you have, the bigger your dick is, obviously.

-The more Japanese your denim is, the more American you are.

-It’s okay to punch a baby if they spill Ecto Cooler on your jeans. That is a bullshit move and they deserve it.

-You can only tuck your jeans into Timberlands and, even then, only just a little bit. Everything else is fucking lame.

-Button flys make it harder to pee.

  • http://estemar.tumblr.com/ Tiago

    Fuck this dudes! FOREVER NOT WASHING MY FUCKING JEANS!

  • Kristopher

    Are you trying to tell me everything my FYMW book led me to believe is false? Refuse to give in to that concept. Mind bottling. And if it is true, thanks a lot Schlossman.

    • lawrences

      Yeah, a few things written in a satire tend to be false.

  • Untitled

    SHAKKKA BRAH!!!

  • Brandon

    Where are babies even getting ecto cooler?