Do A Better Job Of Selling Drugs

Draught Dry Goods describes this backpack as "elegant," which is actually fairly accurate. I mean, you probably shouldn’t wear this bag to the ballet with your girl because it’s still a fucking backpack, my dude, but it’s classy. If I see a guy wearing a backpack at a social function, I just assume he’s carrying a bunch of drugs and he’s trying to sell them for cheap. If you are a drug dealer that goes to house parties, you should probably get this waxed canvas backpack for $225. If you think that’s a lot of money to pay for a backpack, you need to do a better job of selling drugs.