Replace Your Nikes In 6 Hours

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You know what I fucking hate? Wearing Nikes. I'm wearing Nikes right now and I'm super pissed at myself. Like, shit, they make great sneakers, BUT I'M EUROPEAN, fam. You gotta be rocking the Adidas when you hail from these great, Ebola-free lands. How many Ebola references are we allowed to make? Is there a legal limit? Anyway, I'm gonna replace my current murdered out Air Maxes with these Adidas Consortium x Club 75 EQTs the second they drop on End in 6+ hours because they have:

-A fancy fucking heel counter

-Speckled midsoles

-A dope tongue logo maneuver

-SUEDE™

For the record, I don't hate Nikes. Nobody does.

Moksha August is a serial Four Pins commenter turned writer. I guess you could say that he started from the bottom. Haha, that's the spot. You can follow him on Twitter here.