Lately, everyone seems to be hell bent on getting "TURNT" (See also: up, turnt; turnip; up, turn). But, is it really all that it's made out to be? Is feeling like imminent death an ideal way to spend your Saturday morning/afternoon/evening? Has looking at your text messages from the previous night become a painfully shameful thing to do? Does spending a gratuitous amount of your hard-earned money on low-grade poison the best way to socialize with your friends?
Sometimes, you just need some "me time": an evening free of well whiskey shots and prescription stimulants. You may just need to ask yourself, "Turn up for what?" Here are a handful of helpful suggestions to support your rejection of "wanting to get weird" queries.
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