I’ve never really been on many boats or yachts or really anything that floats on water. I’m just not really a boat person. I went to a pretty nice private school growing up. Our prom was held at this restaurant/space
Listen up kids, tailored menswear is getting real tired of your shit. You think you’re so goddamn fancy with a rabid shark on your T-shirt and retro Air Jordans—suddenly you’re too cool for knit ties and loafers? The fuck? Alden’s
If you don’t like Gucci horsebits, you don’t have any taste. That’s a fucking fact. Just like everybody loves Raymond, everybody loves Gucci horsebit loafers. You can wear them in the boardroom, on a job interview, while brokering arms deals,
Yuketen has reinforced my burgeoning love of animal print. Pony hair leopard? With a kiltie? That you paid $354 for? Damn, Bodega is most definitely my kind of store, man. These shoes just scream FUCK YOU I HAVE DISPOSABLE INCOME
I’ve never been to the Opera which sucks because it’s a v rapper who’s friends with Obama thing to do and would make for great #nxtlvl Instagrams that would mildly impress my 25 followers. I think what’s holding me back
If I actually have to sell you on these visvim joints, you have no fucking taste. ZERO. Oh, aesthetics are a matter of personal preference borne out over a lifetime? Just like there ARE such things as stupid questions, there
After their latest footwear drop, I’m starting to think that the gang over at Prada are all just really shitty at Super Mario Bros. 3. They’re fine at the being Italian/collecting coinage part, but the dudes fucking choke when they
Are your moccasins hand made with an embroidered detail? No? Then what’s the point of even owning moccasins? I watched Last of The Mohicans way too many times growing up, so I have an extensive collection of shitty moccasins that
Lyonstate commissioned these tasty penny loafers from Oak Street Bootmakers. Don’t you wish someone would commission you to do something cool? Like, Leonardo da Vinci and shit. Yeah, I know, the first step in getting commissioned to do anything is
Odds are you also organize your Whitney Houston discography in chronological order FOR FUN. Don’t be a herb. Instead, try out these Miserocchi (that’s Italian for “sad eyes”) driving shoes. A style that was once favored by Gianni Agnelli, that
