June Haikus
Written by Steve Dool
Thursday, May 16th, 2013 at 12:28pm
Celebrating magazine cover stars in 17 syllables.
Magazines
Snobbishness Trifecta
Written by Jon Moy
Monday, April 29th, 2013 at 4:01pm
Are you one of those guys that posts shit on Tumblr about Obama’s unprecedented reliance on Drone strikes? And reblogs really long op-eds about genetically modified organisms? Yeah, your blog fucking sucks. WE ONLY CLICK “LIKE” TO LOOK ERUDITE. WE
The 10 Corny Men’s Fashion Stories You’ll Read This Spring
Written by Angelo Spagnolo
Thursday, April 25th, 2013 at 1:44pm
‘Tis the season to be lamestream.
Japanese Teenagers In 1964 Were Cooler Than You
Written by Jon Moy
Friday, April 19th, 2013 at 3:31pm
Remember when you used to peruse the Life Archives and just get mad inspired? You’d be like, “Damn, farmers in eastern Russia had so much natural steez. How do I get on that level?” And then National Geographic started a
Taking A Dump Next To A Piece Of Art
Written by Jon Moy
Wednesday, April 17th, 2013 at 12:44pm
Yo, I’m not ever tryna be a philistine. And no shots fired across Inventory‘s bow because they sell Sassafras and Sassafras is fucking amazing. But this magazine is $300 dollars plus shipping. PLUS MOTHERFUCKING SHIPPING. Granted, it does have a
The Transitive Property Of Cute Girls Liking Nature
Written by Jon Moy
Monday, April 8th, 2013 at 3:57pm
Wilder Quarterly is a magazine that looks to be designed specifically for one type of person. And you know this person. In fact, you may be this person. Do you have a Tumblr/blog/Instagram dedicated to the outdoors? Do you forage,
Like Tumblr, Except With Words And Paper
Written by Jon Moy
Tuesday, February 26th, 2013 at 2:56pm
You know in his article how Angelo was making fun of pretentious interiors by demonstrating how he actually is super knowledgeable about the subject, but by making fun of it seems less pretentious and more like a really cool guy
Hamburger Eyes Has All Of The Zines
Written by Jon Moy
Thursday, February 7th, 2013 at 1:32pm
Hamburger Eyes is a magazine and imprint putting out good old fashioned zines. Remember zines? Maybe not. If, instead, you cling to things like shitty punk, New York in the ‘80s and pretending that you actually liked My So Called
What The Fuck Is Kerning?
Written by Jon Moy
Tuesday, January 29th, 2013 at 3:12pm
Human Being Journal isn’t the magazine paid for by donations to the Human Fund. No, it’s Need Supply Co.’s in-house magazine. While everyone is rolling their eyes at new magazines, I for one, think it’s great. I mean, no magazine
If Your Dad Is A Hipster
Written by Jon Moy
Wednesday, January 16th, 2013 at 4:39pm
Kindling Quarterly is just fucking weird, man. A quarterly dedicated to fatherhood? And cool fatherhood at that? SHIT, I BET MOST OF OUR DADS JUST WANT TO RELAX AND BE LEFT ALONE FOR LIKE, 45 MINUTES. THEY DON’T WANT TO
