Tuesday, December 10th, 2013 at 11:44am
YO, WHAT THE FUCK?! THIS GUY IN CHINA STRAIGHT UP FLUNG HIMSELF OFF THE SEVENTH FLOOR OF A MALL BECAUSE HIS GIRL WOULDN’T STOP CHRISTMAS SHOPPING. Now, I’m normally not one to poke fun at the death of another living
Monday, December 9th, 2013 at 11:00am
You somehow landed her, but now you’ve got to keep her.
Monday, November 25th, 2013 at 4:32pm
Have you ever wanted to pay a monthly subscription fee for a fake girlfriend? And no, by “fake girlfriend” I don’t mean a prostitute. I mean a company sending you automated texts and phone calls for a price. For $30/month
Tuesday, November 12th, 2013 at 1:55pm
Ugh, you guys, I just can’t do this anymore. Remember a while back I made fun of a photo series that featured men wearing their girlfriend’s clothing? A few of you were like, “IF WOMEN WERE WEARING THEIR BOYFRIEND’S CLOTHES, YOU
Monday, November 11th, 2013 at 12:56pm
Apparently, there’s a thing in China called “Singles Day” which sounds like it would induce 2 Chainz levels of “Me Time“, but has seemingly had the opposite effect. See, while the holiday is now the single largest e-commerce day on
Monday, November 4th, 2013 at 3:25pm
Any, really, your relationship with women in general.
Monday, November 4th, 2013 at 12:26pm
Exploring how relationships kill cool using—DUH—celebrities.
Friday, October 11th, 2013 at 11:36am
You better get a move on, time’s running out.
Wednesday, August 14th, 2013 at 10:35am
Everything you ever wanted to know from a subscription alone.
Wednesday, July 31st, 2013 at 1:24pm
Forty days: the time frame of the mystical Egyptian embalming process. The span of time that Noah’s animal-stuffed ark roiled as God unleashed merciless rains upon the world. The number of days between Jesus’s crucifixion and his resurrection on earth.