Zero Business

Lyonstate commissioned these tasty penny loafers from Oak Street Bootmakers. Don’t you wish someone would commission you to do something cool? Like, Leonardo da Vinci and shit. Yeah, I know, the first step in getting commissioned to do anything is to have a discernible talent AND I'LL BE DAMNED IF DISCERNIBLE TALENTS ARE SO HARD TO COME BY THESE DAYS. I PUT PHOTOGRAPHER, EDITOR AND CONSULTANT ON MY BUSINESS CARDS AND I’VE GOTTEN, LIKE, ZERO BUSINESS. I guess there’s always money in the banana stand.

  • Young Costanza

    Four Pins: we’ll make your banana stand!