If You’ve Got Way Too Much Going For You…

You really have to be on one to wear this $7000 hair covered Saint Laurent leather jacket. But I know there's someone—anyone?—who can pull this off and is just waiting to prove how much cooler they are than the rest of us. Well, as far as I am concerned, that guy can go fuck himself. Let's all agree that we would hate him if we ever saw him. Dude, if you can actually wear a biker jacket with long ass pony hair on it, then you don't deserve to because clearly you've got way too much going for you. You're just making everyone else feel like an asshole at that point, man.