If You’re Gonna Be Disappointed At Least Be Comfortable

This Mt. Rainier Design pullover is dope because it reminds me of this group of really cool outdoorsy kids I befriended in college. They set up a club where you could rent kayaks and tents and shit like that instead of buying it. At first, I thought that was really cool, but then I realized that I'd be sleeping in a tent some other couple had disappointing sex in because they thought having sex outside was somehow cooler than having disappointing sex in a super comfortable bed. If you're gonna be disappointed at least be comfortable, ya know? So, instead, I would just hang out with the outdoorsy kids when they went to these sand dunes in Indiana for day trips. I don’t know what real hikers and shit do on "day trips," but all we did was smoke weed and drink red wine and scotch because they don't go bad if they get warm. Day trips are fucking awesome.