Your Mom Was Right All Along

A nice snuff suede longwing is the type of shoe your mom always told you to buy because “it’s sensible and you can wear it with anything.” WELL, GUESS WHAT? YOUR MOM WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG. But just to make sure you don’t have to fully admit that because, like, who ever actually agrees with their mother, get this pair with gnarly commando soles. Commando soles mean you can go all fucking Rambo early in the day, tromping through puddles and rainforests and shit, and then grab a light brunch of egg whites and chives a little bit later depending on how your tummy feels.