You Never Think About Smashing Your Nuts

Did you ever think you were a stuntman growing up? I mean, basically every dude thought he could jump off of a roof or, at least, walk on top of the monkey bars, right? I know I did. I even made one of those budget ass ramps so I could jump random shit. I GOT SO MUCH AIR JUMPING CURBS. You know what you never think about when you’re pulling some Evil Knievel moves? Smashing your nuts. Like, I always thought I’d break a bone or two because, duh, a life this full of adventure clearly involves some risks of bodily harm. BUT YOU NEVER THINK ABOUT SMASHING YOUR MANHOOD ON THE FRAME OF YOUR HUFFY, DO YOU? Instead of trying to jump over your friends, how about you just by these ridiculous Levi’s Vintage Clothing shirts?

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