Yoox’s Styling Is Like That Kid Who Had To Do His Science Fair Project Without Any Help From His Parents

These Umit Benan quilted sweats look good even though they’re styled by Yoox. If something looks dope on Yoox, it will probably look fucking AMAZING in real life. Yoox’s styling is kinda like that kid in an elementary school’s science fair who got zero help from his parents. It’s always some bummy ass experiment like: “What rots teeth faster? OJ, Coke, or H20?” And they don't have cool ass clip art for their poster board and it’s all handwritten and shit. I almost feel as bad for those kids and I do for Yoox's stylists, but not bad enough to donate $149 dollars towards educating the youths. Instead, I’ll spend that cash on a pair of these joints in black.

  • Yung Hopeless

    I WAS THAT KID

  • guest

    Has anybody ever bought anything from yoox? I’m interested, but Ive never spoken to anyone who has actually bought stuff from them.

    • An

      I have; they’re legit. Shipping takes fucking forever though, and shit costs $10. I don’t fux wit unfree shipping.

    • Booga Snitzle

      I have. They’re great for getting shit cheap. There shipping is free, it may take a day, but their not fucking GILT, who takes about a week to ship out an item.

  • choatsy

    stop blowing the spot four pins or im going DDOS your website into oblivion. I’ll also fling poop at moy and woolf