Yo Momma Jokes Research And Development

Italian boot maker Fracap comes correct with these ripple sole hikers. Handmade in Italy, the Scarponcini’s will straight murder mountains and subway stairs alike. O,h you’re not into wearing hiking boots unless you’re blazing new trails in Federal preserves? And chomping on some astronaut ice cream? Think I’m a lame for buying hiking boots despite zero mountains being even remotely close to my current vicinity? I DON’T CARE BECAUSE THESE BOOTS HAVE RIPPLE SOLES. FUCK MOUNTAINS, I’M GONNA CLIMB YOUR MOM. Just kidding, that was mean. But I'm not gonna lie, Four Pins has an entire team of interns dedicated to yo momma jokes R&D. It’s just one of the many perks you get when working here.

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