Why Don’t Hoverboards Work Over Water?

These varsity jackets are made by Lavenham and H by Harris and have mesh raglan sleeves with contrast linings. Varsity jackets with slim fits and short lengths are the kind kids will wear in the future. They'll also have hoverboards that work over water, which was always a sticking point for me. I mean, seriously, why the fuck don’t hoverboards work over water? Even budget ass hovercrafts in 1982 work over water. I’ll have to ask Michael J. Fox about that next time we brunch out.