On-White

Supposedly, this Acne sweatshirt is "off-white", but it looks decidedly on-white to me. Maybe my monitor needs to be calibrated or some shit. I would make a cocaine reference, but I think I met my cocaine reference quota for 2014 already. So, instead I’m just gonna say that you have to be a real baller to buy a sweatshirt like this because you WILL stain it. For real, it’s a fucking inevitability that you will dribble some green juice down the front of your brand new Acne sweatshirt. AND THAT TIDE SHOUT STICK AIN'T GONNA DO SHIT. Hit that preemptive strike and call your mom before you cop.

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  • Serge P.

    So good.