Whistle While You Twerk

Han Kjobenhavn makes this sweatshirt, but, honestly, whenever I see “Han” I just think of that Ying Yang Twins ad-lib. Remember that sound? Do you remember "Whistle While You Twurk"? Even if they are spelling "twerk" wrong as determined by the greater Urban Dictionary population, it's a great listen. Moving on, uh, where were we again? Right, raglan sleeves and indigo dyed fabric round out the talking points on this joint. End says this sweatshirt will “age gracefully” and that may be true if you didn’t own it. Let’s be honest, no sweatshirt you own will ever age gracefully. Instead, it will suffer the ignominy of being worn while you eat an entire fucking bag of Combos.

  • Dave s

    Jesus Christ. We have a winner. Ladies and gentlemen hereby presenting the ugliest fucking sweatshirt in the known fucking universe!