Wherever Your Proclivities Have Led You

We’ve talked about Ownsake shirting before, so forgive me if I don’t tell you all about the brand’s provenance. Just focus on the details that set this shirt apart from the basic oxford cloth button downs that litter your life. Or T-shirts. Or wherever your proclivities have led you. I’m into this shirt for the microdot print and, obviously, the oval chest pocket. Why an oval pocket shape? I DUNNO, MAN, ASK THE DESIGNERS. I just wrote about underwear designed for men to jizz into at strip clubs. I can’t answer shit anymore.