You can thank the folks at Parabellum for making this portfolio/attaché thing. I dunno what you call it, but I do know you will look classy and important carrying this around the city. People will wonder what kind of documents and contracts and amazing line sheets you are carrying around. Well, the jokes on them because all it's carrying is that "inspiration" notebook you doodle in when you’re semi-stalking that girl who always eats lunch at the whimsical burrito spot around the corner from your office. It's important to note that all the cool type style guys have attachés like this. Although, where do you put it when you go to the bathroom? I’m definitely not tryna put a $900 dollar attaché on the fucking urinal.