When Your Wish Upon A Shooting Kufi

This Spellbound Work Hat is on sale at Oi Polloi in two colors and has supposedly been called “They best thing they have ever seen.” Seriously, bro? Word? I mean, it’s cool fur sure, but you need to get out more. Like, have you ever seen a fucking rainbow? Or a shooting star? There is so much glorious shit in the world that this bucket hat cannot be the best thing anyone has ever seen—maybe fourth or fifth, but definitely not numero uno. Now, a hat flying across the sky, that I can believe. Holler at me the next time you see a shooting Kufi.