When Was The Last Time You Ever Used A Map?

Garbstore makes this woven jacquard star pattern shirt. Another day, another map pocket. I hate when I don’t have a pocket for my maps. Although, for real, when was the last time you ever used a map? Even when I walk into giant trade shows and they give me a map, I just put that shit on the closest flat surface and keep it moving. And then, almost immediately, I’m like, “WHERE THE FUCK IS THE FREE DRINK BOOTH?! Next time, I’ll have a pocket to put the map in, but instead I’ll probably just jam it full of all the non-business-business cards with insults written on them that people are so into these days.