What Questions Come To Mind When You Think About Python Embossed Leather Sweatpants?

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Python embossed lambskin leather sweatpants, ladies and gentlemen. For me, leather sweatpants like these can look cool and I appreciate them, but really they raise so many more questions than they do answers. Like, “What will my dry cleaner think when I start to drop off what look like Paula Abdul backup dancer pants?” And, “Will wearing these make any piece of furniture feel like black leather furniture?” What questions come to mind when you think about python embossed leather sweatpants? One more from me is, “I wonder if you feel like Aladdin in these pants, but, like, if Aladdin smoked blunts and drank that tequila that has a lid you can pour a shot into?” A WHOLE NEW WORLD.

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