What Her Favorite Fashion Magazine Says About Her

If you are reading this, you can read. And that means you can date a woman.

Why is that, you ask? Well, you can tell a lot about a gal by the magazines she reads. Ahead, what 20 fashion magazines can tell you about the woman who reads them, including foolproof tips for wooing one of these fashionable subscribers who are keeping the publishing industry alive and well.

Rachel Seville is a writer living in New York who believes in miracles. Read her blog, Pizza Rulez, here and follow her on Twitter here.

  • JohnConnor99

    Hilarious and on point. Good.

  • Guest

    Had to Google an embarrassing amount of nouns just to keep up. Worth it.

  • GEB!!

    Ah, so I should be looking for women in magazine stores/stands? Noted. I like that now I can weed out the girls who will annoy me based on the magazines they pick up as opposed to the usual 6 months it takes to find out that they’re batshit nuts. Thanks for freeing up my time! I owe you a drank, Rachel!

  • DWEEB

    Go Rachel!

  • Mturman3

    The Jezebel one is spot on.

  • Arushi Khosla

    The Vogue bit had me actually LOLing. This is very, very good.

  • http://yachtclubhottub.tumblr.com/ prickasso

    bravA, bravA!!!!!!

  • mirateck

    My girl reads Marie Claire. Help me out here guys.

  • Confused

    What if I read all of them?