When Kanye West isn’t masturbating to photos of himself, we're pretty sure this is what he has on repeat to get things going. Barneys has unleashed a full two minutes of bizarre gothic nonsense showcasing Givenchy's S/S 13 collection in all its spastic glory, and it's clear there are some distinct rules to wearing Givenchy properly:
1. Get a bowl cut.
2. Learn how to swing a bat properly.
3. Don't ever, ever, let those Virgin Mary scarves accidentally grace the crevices of your ball sack when you pose in front of a fan BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE STRAIGHT SACRILEGE AND YOU'D DEFINITELY BURN IN HELL FOR THAT ONE.