Jake just wrote about the doldrums of summer style and he's right. Summertime fucking sucks. I don't even know why adults get that pumped up about it. We pretty much do the same things we do in the winter, just, like, minus all that ice. Summer is just cold brewed winter. In fact, cold brew is basically just the pumpkin spice latte of summer. Sure, sure, sure, summer is awesome because girls wear short shorts and what not. LOL WRONG. THAT WAS A TRAP. TRY PRETENDING LIKE YOU'RE NOT OUT HERE OBJECTIFY WOMEN NOW. THE PATRIARCHY IS STRONG IN YOU. Make up for it by buying these four hundred dollar shorts so girls can objectify your scrawny ass legs.