We Are Not Farmers

Forget cozy, I’m staying toasty. Can you even imagine how warm you’re going to be wearing one of these knits this winter? This specifically “cold” winter, according to the Farmers' Almanac, which has as much credibility as, well, me. It’s not that I don’t trust the Farmers' Almanac, it’s that I don’t trust it. Like, which farmer stuck their thumb up their butt, gave it a lick and held it to the wind to find out what the winter was going to be like in 20 years? It just makes 0 sense to me—definitely the biggest scam going. Anyways, if those assholes are somehow right, it’s safe to say that you will be no doubt beating the cold with one of these Inverallan sweaters. If you can't beat 'em, join 'em?