Walking The Line Between “Cozy” And “Juicy Couture Track Suit”

Apparently, Robert Geller has a diffusion label called "Robert Geller Seconds" which really wasn't the best name choice, Bobby. "Sloppy seconds" references aside, no one ever wants to feel like they're in second place, ever. This is America, man, where coming in second place is worse than, like, fighting dogs. Let's be real, if Michael Vick had won the Super Bowl the year before that dog fighting shit he would have not gone to jail. Anyway, this bomber is made of fleece, not leather or even twill or cotton, rendering it amazing even if it's really walking the line between "cozy" and "Juicy Couture track suit".