Versace Blows Golden Opportunity By Not Outfitting Real Madrid With Golden Medusa Print Suits

I'm pretty ambivalent when it comes to soccer, but when Versace, fohawks and dudes who can't tie a tie end up in the same place, ya boy is with it. You see, Versace recently announced that their suits will serve as the official Real Madrid travel uniforms this season, which sounds incredibly promising given the certifiably insane style tendencies of both Versace and soccer stars. This should be a match made in so-gauche-you-wanna-applaud-but-can't-because-you're-throwing-up heaven, right? Wrong. In reality, these suits are pretty tame and thus wildly disappointing. This would have been the perfect opportunity for Versace to showcase some of their more aggressive tailoring options and they completely fucking blew it. Like, Real Madrid clearly has a contract with Versace so the players would be contractually obligated to wear the shit no matter what. I think that's how it works. Versace, dawgs, you do realize how many gold suits with all over print Medusa heads you would sell if Cristiano Ronaldo draped his herculean-like frame in one before ever away game? It's not too late. Or is it? Honestly, I'm not even sure when soccer season even starts.

  • theneedledrap

    Strong 5 to light 6

    • jack

      STOP SCORING THINGS NEEDLERAP THIS IS NOT A GAME MENSWEAR IS NOT A GAME YOU CANNOT QUANTIFY JAWNS

      • theneedledrap

        This comment gets a light to decent 5

        • Nic

          ARE YOU ANTHONY FANTANO? YOU GONNA SCORE A DOPE JACKET A LIGHT 3 LIKE HE RATED MY BEAUTIFUL DARK TWISTED FANTASY A LIGHT FUCKING 5? DONT DO IT.

  • Z_A_R

    Hello Jake Woolf, football(as a prefer to call it) stars are not rappers. They are descent dressing people with style than all American atlethes. Thank God my friends Woolf is spelt “Wolff”.

    • F.T. Balls

      It’s a good thing you can spell your friend’s name because you sure as fuck can’t spell anything else. “with style than all American atlethes.” ..looks like grammar should be higher on your list than style my dude.

      • Z_A_R

        Thanks for bringing my attention to the fact that I spelt “athletes” as “atlethes”………no really, thank you (They don’t make them like you anymore). Lets say ” If I had not make that mistake, what would you have said about my comment?” Just curious!
        And if you are really just smart and not a smart ass nincompoop, you would know that I can spell.

  • Jean Claude

    If you understand Real Madrid as a soccer club and what it means in Spanish culture, the suits are a perfect fit. No way they didn’t give Versace super strict guidelines as to what they wanted.