If you’re anything like me, you appreciate small details that you will likely never use—you just appreciate their presence and brag about them to others. A good example of what I'm talking about? The straps on top of this Epperson Mountaineering pack. I suppose I’d strap an umbrella there if I used umbrellas, which I do not because I am a man child. I don’t own a ninja sword or a rifle, which would look badass as fuck strapped up there, so they're out. I don't hike because, um, why would I go hiking when I could be watching television, so I can't strap whatever dumb shit you use to go hiking up there either. I guess the straps can just be another reason to constantly run up on strangers and scream at them about how cool my backpack is. Get your bragging rights at Hickorees.