Tortoises Are For Looking At And Possibly Laughing At

Mark McNairy and Garrett Leight teamed up for three different glasses for you to put on your face, that way you can distract girls from your disaster of a visage. I’m a big fan of the tortoise shell joints, but then again, I love all things tortoise, except tortoise soup. Tortoises are for looking at and possibly laughing at, depending on what they are doing at the moment, like fucking. Or fucking while wearing sunglasses. That shit would be next level.