Topcoats For Real Life

As many of you probably already know, I’m broke as fucking dirt. I don’t get paid writing up this fucking nonsense daily and I still live in my mom’s attic (more on that later). Luckily, I found a girl drunk enough to lose my virginity to some years back, but if I didn’t I’d probably be a virgin until 30 at the rate I’m going. And that’s why Uniqlo is a fucking godsend to me. I can’t afford these $600 topcoats and book deals my boss just flaunts in my fucking peasant face every single day like it's real life or some shit. This topcoat from Uniqlo is going to be my go to this winter. 90% wool and 10% nylon for $130? Can’t say no to that.

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  • http://kennyp.tumblr.com Ken P

    you’re blowing up my spot bruh, they already sold out of the khaki one

  • Art

    Your boss is such a dick. I’d never work for that asshole. Why do you continue to work for him when he doesn’t even pay you?

    • lawrences

      It’s called an internship, Art.

      • Art

        Internships don’t include bosses telling their interns how much of a piece of shit they are and ramming them up the ass about how broke they are. I just want this James guy to be treated fairly.

        • lawrences

          Art, either you’re a professional troll (the betting man’s choice) or an idiot.

          • Art

            lawrences, I don’t know who the fuck you are but you clearly are an asshole. For all I know you could be the guy that’s making James’ life a living hell.

          • lawrences

            You care more about James than his parole officer.

    • http://rich2diefor.tumblr.com/ Richard

      I never knew Art can be so complicated.

      • Shane

        maybe none of you have heard of sarcasm before, it amazes me that you can even read this site and not understand it, its funny witty cynical sarcasm

        • http://rich2diefor.tumblr.com/ Richard

          I don’t think even you understand what you just wrote. My comment wasn’t even toward this site.

  • Nico

    lol this post these comments this everything.