Some Things Our Token Black Guy Learned During Fashion Week

First off, notice how I didn't say "10 Things" because I know how butthurt you pussies get when we start dropping numbered lists.

The young fly prophet Elijah Mohammed made the pilgrimage to the Mecca that is NYC for his first Fashion Week and is here to bless you even though you don't deserve it. Try telling people in Iowa you're going to Fashion Week when you're black. They're either jealous, but apprehensive because they think you're hitting up Pelle Pelle S/S 14 or they're LOLing because black people don't fashion. Well, corny motherfuckers, I fashion'd the fuck outta this place. You’re bananas if you didn’t think that was gonna happen, but your boy also learnt a few lessons along the way. It ain't all sunshine and lollipops and gumdrop farts in this bitch, even when you're ridiculously good looking, ridiculously athletic and, overall, just a person peasants should be aspiring to.

  • I

    who is shabba ranks

  • Bongo Muffin

    Nick Banks is Jon Moy, or Jon Moy’s bastard son. Also I want that shirt, get back at me about that.

  • Jon

    I luh you too, NIck.

  • Jean Paul Versace

    Killed em with the pelle pelle reference

  • sixfive

    Finishing with Moy was only appropriate.

    • Nick Grant

      bastard deserved it.

  • Rusty Katana Grip

    Hilarious…Step ya frivolous shit game up CUHH!!!

  • hbsb

    came a long way from modding hb, karl

  • James Harris

    tommy snapping right after you push yung woolf in the cab telling him to sit bitch, bitch.

  • Rhian Humphries

    who the fuck doesn’t know Shabba?

  • TopBananas

    “But they were hella happy when some fucking Ace of Base came farting through the speakers.” I’m dying right now.

  • KCKing

    Nick Grant needs to write more.

  • tarheelsupreme

    “It ain’t all sunshine and lollipops and gumdrop farts in this bitch, even when you’re ridiculously good looking, ridiculously athletic and, overall, just a person peasants should be aspiring to.” this had me WEAKK lol