Toils Aside, Your Americana Game Was So On Point, Dead Guy On Tumblr

FUCK A VEST, I’M WEARING APRONS UNDERNEATH MY JACKETS FROM NOW ON. I’ll look like those turn of the century workers whose photos we all reblog on Tumblr. It’s like, damn, your life was constant toil filled with rampant pollution, disease and squalor, which ultimately lead to a horrible existence that finally ended in premature death, BUT YOUR AMERICANA GAME WAS SO ON POINT, B. Seriously though, layer game next, next level with this apron shit. Plus, you can trick girls into thinking you can cook and shit, which, obviously, you cannot. Don’t thank me, thank Engineered Garments.