Today’s Edition Of “Totally Impractical And Expensive, Yet Dope Robe”

In today's edition of "Totally Impractical And Expensive, Yet Dope Robe," is a $300 joint outfitted with hunting jacket details and fabrication. So, if you happen to be named Walter White and are hiding out in New Hampshire for a few months and might need to protect yourself against black bears or the 5-0 while drinking your morning Folgers, then this is the perfect garment for you. What I do appreciate about Winnifred Beach—the makers of this here fine robe—is that by explaining details like "a pocket conveniently able to fit an iPad," they actively demonstrate their total understanding that, in reality, anyone who actually ponies up the dough for this is just going to do regular ass robe activities while wearing it, like watch Breaking Bad on Netflix or be unemployed.