Thuggish Ruggish Rogue

I have mad respect for UNIONMADE because they just put one photo up of this sweater for sale. Just one. No detail shots. No fit pics. You don’t even get to see what the back looks like. They’re just like, “Here’s a cashmere and cotton crewneck for $400. Buy it or don’t buy it. See if we give a shit.” Now that’s what we call thuggish ruggish rogue. From this single piece of imagery I can tell that this sweater is probably soft and has saddle shoulders. I would make a joke about how they’re called saddle shoulders because girls see you in this and want to ride you all night long, but I won’t because that shit is too easy.