Thousand Dollar Duck Boots

Remember when everyone wore Bean boots on the subway? LOLZ. Now they’re cool again, but only if they cost $1,243 and are made by visvim. Yeah, Hiroki came through with the kangaroo leather. I remember there were these really expensive soccer cleats made from kangaroo leather. Everyone was always like, “Kangaroo leather is v essential to kicking a soccer ball." Or, something like that. I've been speaking in Internet dialect for so long I've forgotten how real people talked back in the day. Anyhow, shout to kangaroos for having cool pouches, being able to box and having skin that is crucial to the development of youth soccer skillz AND thousand dollar plus duck boots.

  • booboobb

    visvim isnt even that tight

  • Jawoen

    if “thousand dollar duck boots” isn’t already an Action Bronson line, it will be one in like 4 minutes

  • HL Merkin

    #skrongly resonating with this one: “I’ve been speaking in Internet dialect for so long I’ve forgotten how real people talked back in the day.”