These Bitches Love Socks

These bitches loves socks, specifically Wilderness Wear merino socks. Yeah that’s right, choice fucking socks for all those choice fucking shoes you own. Seriously, one of the colors is called "cappuccino," for real. Does that mean you can only wear these socks before noon? (If you get that joke, fuck you, you fucking coffee snob. Why don't you go back to your vacation in Italy.) But before you get all “WHAT’S UP WITH ALL THIS EXPENSIVE ASS RUGGED GEAR” realize these are the same socks the Australian Antarctic Division wears. Yeah, I didn’t know Australia had an Antarctic Division either.

  • Kristopher

    I got the coffee joke…..(lowers head in shame/self-loathing at java snobbery)

  • Mattie p

    Also worth noting Australia owns 60% of Antarctica

    • jon

      Get the fuck outta here. I just thought they owned koalas. Do you guys remember Koala Yummies? Dope snack.

    • lawrences

      Mind blown.