There’s No Use Crying Over Spilled Sriracha

Head Porter Plus just fucked up the entire hoodie game. Wool/cotton blend? Check. Leather detailing? Double check. Moderately insane price for a sweatshirt? Trip check. All you need is, like, 400 Canadian bucks and a please and thank you and Haven will gladly give you this sweatshirt. But remember, just because you paid 400 or so bucks for a sweatshirt doesn’t mean it’s okay to cry when you spill Sriracha all over it, you lil hipster scum you. Shout out to Haven for calling the pocket a kangaroo pocket. I knew there were some cool folks up there.