The Ultimate Shirt To Get Catfished In

Is floral OVER? Are popovers OVER? How smart is EG? Dudes just took 2 OVER things and combined them to make this fucking fire flames very-much-not-over shirt. Do you think if I rocked this I could get catfished by a weird Polynesian guy who has had extensive vocal training to sound like a chick on the phone? Who the fuck am I kidding? I’d get catfished so fucking hard in this thing by a Hawaiian. Look at that floral, it’s fucking brilliant. Get your summer gear started early and grab this shirt. You can hang it up in your closet and get excited about all of the outfits you’re eventually going to wear with it, only to wear it once the entire summer because its so bold your friends will shit on you for wearing it twice in one week.

  • Scott

    wtf ?! why would florals be over dude ? I think they are now just getting on their top !!! I saw today a floral moncler jacket, it was dope as HELL ! I mean look at those vintage ralph lauren floral polo’s !