The Sixth Man Of Your Gear

Alright so, Dunderdon was founded in Gothenburg. I have no idea what Gothenburg is like, but I’m assuming you need a solid pair of socks to live there because, um, that name just sounds cold as fuck. Without socks you can't play floor hockey on hardwood floors or build up enough static electricity on the carpet to shock you roommate so bad he drops the remote. Socks are like the sixth man of your gear. They don't ever crack the starting lineup of your wardrobe favorites, but man can you count on them to come off the bench no questions asked and keep your feet warm and your shoes from smelling like your feet, which smell like shit.