Yo bro, your camo is melting. Better watch out, it’s getting all over your Breton stripes. Dude, your trends are getting all commingled. It’s cool though. It’s like when you scuff your shoe and at first you’re bummed and you think to yourself, "Goddamnit curb, if you’re were a dude and not a strip of concrete bordering the road I’d stab you right now," but then you’re like, "Damn my shoes look all rugged and shit now. Like Indiana Jones, son." Uh, so yeah, this shirt makes it look like you slayed a camo monster and it bled all over you. And apparently you were at sea while this all happened. WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME TO EXPLAIN THIS SHIT? EXPAND YOUR OWN MIND, YOU LAZY ASSHOLE.